Effective immediately, we will begin accepting submissions for our "Dirty Dozen" feature:
Stories of precisely 12 words (plus ONE word for the title).  They have to be somewhat risqué, but not X-rated. By submitting your entry, you agree to comply with, and be bound by the following Official Rules:
1. E-mail to this address.
2. Put the words "Dirty Dozen" and your last name on the subject line. PLEASE don't write anything more or anything less.
3. Paste your entry into the body of the email.
4. Up to 5 submissions per reading period submitted in separate emails.
5. Submissions that violate these rules will be automatically disqualified.
6. We will select the three best entries every month and post them on our Website. We will acquire First North American Serial Rights. All of the entries will be printed in our semi-annual print issue. The author of the top entry will get one copy of the print issue and $10. There is no payment for any other entry. The rights will revert to the author after the printing of the print issue, but you have to acknowledge Vestal Review in all subsequent publications. The decision of the editors is final.
7. We will reply only to accepted submissions. Please do not query about the status.